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Andrew San.
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Smoothie King.
While obtaining a smoothie from smoothie king on the 21st day of April, I thought of a scenario that would be hilarious.
What if one were to stand at the pick up line and just wait for the workers to shout out a name.
No one replies.
Therefore, if the name suits your exterior features, you will raise your hand and acquire the beverage and claim that it is yours.
Keep in mind all of this will happen in a mere 5 seconds or less.
You have obtained a free smoothie.
God speed.
BUT, if you caught; you will look like a dick. Maybe even be arrested. Damn. Don’t do this.
Make sure not claim to be a person of the opposite gender.
For example, if a male were to claim the drink under the name Betsy…..
That would probably work in Canada, but not in the states.
Baby.